The Coronavinyl Revival. Part 1.

Music has to be ordered by necessity. It might be all very quirky and eccentric having lots of music in no particular order but it becomes nightmarish whenever you’re looking for something specific. Trust me, I’ve tried. Some dicks order their collections by genre or theme first but that’s just stupid because music is music […]

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On eggs.

More than toilet roll, the humble egg has really shone a light on the supply and demand balance in this country. We have two big supermarkets and two locals near us and I’ve not seen a single hens eggs in any of them for more than a week. Include two farm shops on top of […]

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A message from home.

There is a word for working at home. It is a universal word that is widely recognised (as in universal) from the remote Inuit tribes of way up in Canada to groups of cut off Amazonian Indians to those crazy motherfuckers on North Sentinel Island in the Indian Ocean who are so insular and murderous […]

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The Art Of Staying Positive.

It’s not all doom and gloom out there you know. You have to find the positives from situations like this (I can’t even write the word anymore) and to do so one must first look. It’s not as if there’s much else to do anymore. Wifey broke the news to me gently yesterday morning and […]

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At your service, as ever.

Here’s a simple guide to just a few of the things you need to know about some coronavirus something or other that I overheard someone or other talking about somewhere or other. I’m surprised it’s not been on the news if it’s that bad.   Protect others. Some people are self-isolating and when you’re self-isolating […]

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Blood, sweat, tears and stupidity.

In this crisis I hope I may be pardoned if I do not address the readers of at any length today. I hope that any of my friends and colleagues, or former colleagues, who are affected by the ongoing social, political, economic, medical, sensual and light entertainment upheavals will make allowance, all allowance, for […]

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Going out on a roll.

A quick one, can’t stay too long. Mistakes likely.   I like toilet roll as much as the next person but these days some people seem to really, really like the stuff. Watching daft Australians nearly punch each other over a 12 pack of Andrex is beyond sad. It’s sad and it’s pathetic and it’s […]

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