What A Relief.

Not a spot of profanity in sight. I can do it, but it just feels like swearing is always so much easier. Well, that’s another year done and dusted. Another year further from the happiness of youth (applicable only if you had a happy one) and another year closer to a death we can’t yet […]

The Same Old Christmas.

Is Christmas anything other than an extended exercise in pounding, grinding, painful repetition? That’s not really a question, because you know I’m right. Sure, every year something new gets thrown into the pot but in the end that pot still smells of the same old, same old, same old rotting Christmassy turkey carcass. Jesus would […]

Boats In Our Moat.

Stop the boats. Just stop them. Can’t you see what they’re doing, those bloody effing floaty boats? They’re ruining this country. Inside out; not to mention left, right and centre. To be honest I think it’s fair to say that we’d all be a lot better off without any boats whatsoever. I mean, what have […]

MacGowan, MacGowan, MacGone.

Shane MacGowan was buried yesterday. They say he died last week but he really died a long time ago, like Elvis when he joined the army (or so said John Lennon), though I can’t imagine any army finding a use for poor Shane. And then he was buried. Fast, the Irish way. The Irish don’t […]

The Fall Of The Machines.

The boiler is knackered. It decides for itself when to come on (which in fairness does mark it out as more consciously intelligent than most boilers) and, just as crucially, when to go off. I can’t speak for everyone, but I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to this time of year […]

Out With A Bing.

You can say whatever you like about Friends. It may be dated and have all kinds of behaviour and dialogue that some unbearable prude would like you to think bordered on essence-of-Viking, but that doesn’t really matter as it isn’t true and, crucially, Friends had the advantage of being funny. And what’s even more important […]

The Middle Ground.

It was raining outside this morning. Proper rain. Mild (for this time of year, as the saying goes), but wet. The nights have stopped starting to draw in and are now just drawing away of their own accord, painting over the light with murky abandon. Summer and early Autumn are lost and now we shuffle […]

Stumped.

I like trees as much as the next man, provided the next man isn’t some thick-as-mince Northumbrian with an itchy chainsaw finger. Oddly enough I had read something about Sycamore Gap a few months ago and was half-heartedly half-filled with a faint feeling of nostalgia for the time I went to the cinema in Harrow […]

So Many Ways To Consider.

It’s felt so long since my last post that I’m beginning to wonder if I can tell the time anymore. In writing this out of a simple need to write anything at all I realise I’ve very likely said all this stuff before, but then life is complicated enough so I see no harm in […]

Womb raider.

On October 17th 2015, the first onstupidity.com post emerged. Kicking, screaming, bloodied, shitted and repulsively grotesque in a rather vivid, medieval sort of a way. Who knew it would grow up to be the towering failure it is today? Since that cold autumnal afternoon (I can’t remember if it was cold, but it feels like […]