It’s Halloween time. Yay.

From the arid title you could probably put a few quid on the possibility that I hate Halloween. And you’d be spot on. Let’s keep things snappy and first look at the competition with a list of 10 really crap days that compete for the prize of crappiest, most over-rated day of the year. New […]

The Adele Distraction.

The Adele distraction. When I got out of bed this morning the world was quite literally my oyster. Sadly I don’t really like oysters. I’ve never had one but they do look repulsive, so I’m basing this on untested opinion. I did that for a few days as I thought about Sam Smith’s new Bond […]

I am a doughnut. Part 1.

I am a doughnut. Part 1. A long time ago Eddie Izzard was a comedian and as such made a living by being funny. Over the years his sublime invention and surreal charms had me thinking he was just about the funniest man on the planet (given Peter Cook was already dead by then, the […]

Dolce et Gabbana est. Part 2

Dolce et Gabbana est – Part 2 (In which we continue from Part 1 and appease all 1 of the readers, hunched in anticipation. The godawful scary doll represents the forgotten embers of Part 1, for those who read it or got put off by the godawful first doll picture, goddamn it.) ………………in reality even […]

Dolce et Gabbana est. Part 1.

Dolce et Gabbana est – Part 1 (Written with a sore head one Saturday morning in mid-March 2015 and kicked off by a news story about synthetic babies and IVF but then redirected elsewhere. Very redirected. Indeed roughly 98% of this blog is nothing to do with fashion house owners, Elton John or synthetic babies. Come […]

On stupidity.

On stupidity. Hello. How-do? This is really just a welcome mat if you like, to explain that I spent several hours tossing about on the internet like a caveman yesterday setting up my own WordPress blog so I could pump out this kind of directionless, dolting diatribe at will and if the stars aligned it […]

Tick, tock, tick, tock……………..

Tick, tock, tick, tock………….. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock and so on, can’t you hear it? Time is ticking away and we really aren’t thinking about the important things anymore. Silly old us eh! There is a magazine out there called ‘How It Works’ and it’s just packed full of interesting things […]